Purim

Four Stories for the Four Mitzvot of Purim

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A monthslong party, a beauty contest, and feasts. Deception, intrigue, and a reversal of fortunes. A queen with a secret, a sagely mentor, and...

Purim Around Town

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Nothing says Purim like a carnival. Or 10. Here’s a list of goings-on around Baltimore to celebrate the Purim season. Put on your favorite...

Satire: Pikesville Grogger Duo to Tour the World

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In only two years, the experimental all-grogger noise-band Grogger Doom not only has established an indispensable presence in Baltimore’s underground noise scene, but it...

Satire: Best Cellphone Plans for Calling Your Mother

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With so many cellphone companies, it can be hard to determine which one is best for keeping in touch with your aging parents. I...

Satire: Johns Hopkins Genetic Engineers Develop New Species: The Kosher Crab

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For generations, kosher Marylanders have been unable to enjoy the most famous and delectable seafood the bountiful Chesapeake Bay has to offer: Maryland blue...

Satire: Do You Know What Your Jewish Teens Are Texting?

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Are you confused by what your Jewish teen is texting? Sometimes it seems like they have a language all their own, and it’s hard...

Satire: Jews For Jesus: ‘We’re Actually Christian Now’

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After years of being questioned about their faith, Jews for Jesus have finally come to a conclusion. “Yes, it’s true. After much deliberation, I can...

Purim Satire: Concerning Mr. Kushner …

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About your story last week on Mr. Jared Kushner, well, not about him, about the things he did. Maybe he did, maybe he didn’t....

Purim: It’s Time to Celebrate!

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It’s been a long winter, hasn’t it? And winter isn’t over yet. All the more reason to jump into Purim with both feet (hopefully...

PuRiM PalOOza!

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The Jewish Federation of Howard County held its 25th annual Purim Palooza on Sunday, March 5 at Reservoir High School in Fulton. The event featured...